Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 22, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from New Port Richey, Florida where bozo Marlene Burns wanted her TV repaired. Really, really wanted her TV repaired. And after the TV repairman had made several visits and the set still didn’t work, she finally reached the end of her rope. She pulled out a .38 caliber handgun and held the poor guy hostage, telling him, "You’re not leaving until the TV is fixed!" He was able to escape after calling the store manager and getting him to promise her a new TV if she would let him go. She did. He called the cops. The TV in jail works just fine.

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