Bozo criminal for today comes from Monroe County, Florida where bozo Steven Daily felt that desperate times called for desperate solutions. Placed under arrest after getting into a fight at a local bar, our bozo made the officer an interesting proposition. He said that if the officer would drive him to the nearest McDonald’s, he would buy him two cheeseburgers in exchange for his freedom. He even went so far to say that if he didn’t like hamburgers, he would buy him some chicken instead. Needless to say, the officer declined the generous offer. Wonder what he would have said if he had offered him donuts?