Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 12, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in El Salvador where a couple of bozos broke into a home and stole several items including the owner’s prized parrot. Our bozos hadn’t gotten very far before they were pulled over by the police for a routine check. As the cops were checking the car out, the excited bird in the back seat began saying something it had heard a few minutes before, "Robbery! Robbery!" This aroused the suspicions of the officers who checked the car and found other stolen items. Busted by a bird!

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