Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 11, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbia, South Carolina where bozo Booker Brown pulled off a successful bank robbery despite the fact that he was wearing a little black dress with red flowers, a red straw hat and a black mustache as his disguise. He must have liked the look, because he didn’t bother to remove either the hat or the dress after he made his getaway. An officer spotted a funny looking guy in a red hat with a dress and mustache and decided to do a quick license plate check. Yep, the car was stolen. Hope he changed outfits before going to jail.

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