Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 7, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from Kingdom City, Missouri where drug dealing bozos Michael Sutter and Joseph South were carrying almost $150,000 worth of methamphetamine in their car. They weren’t worried about the cops finding it as they had developed the perfect bozo plan for getting rid of their drug stash. The meth was attached to a hobby style rocket in the trunk of the car. An elaborate web of ropes and pulleys was to lift the rocket into launch position when the trunk was opened. The rocket could then be ignited from inside the car using the dashboard cigarette lighter, sending the meth far away from the prying eyes of the cops. Perhaps their plan needed a little work. The meth and the rocket remained in the trunk. Our bozos remain in jail.

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