Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 1, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Long Island, New York comes the story of a group of bozos who organized a scavenger hunt. Items on the list included lawn ornaments, golf course flags, birdbaths, playground swings and finally, a police car license plate. Of course, that’s the one that got two of bozos in trouble when they were spotted lurking near the Suffolk County Police Garage. After this bozo pair was arrested, they squealed on their other eight friends who were also playing the game. The grand prize for our players…a trip to jail!

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