Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 29, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Romania where an unidentified bozo went bananas after the police were called when he refused to leave a bar at closing time. He finally agreed to go home, swearing and threatening the policemen as he left. After briefly chasing the patrol car, he turned up a short time later at the police station, armed with…a bunch of bananas. He was arrested after he pelted the windows and doors of the station house with the fruit. Guess it’s a good thing he didn’t use coconuts.

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