Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 27, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from Fremont, California where Timothy Watson and Andrew Gomez applied for a job. While in the office for the interview, one of our bozos snatched another office worker’s credit card. They then proceeded to go on a little shopping spree, using the card to charge boxer shorts and gift cards at Target and frappuccinos at Starbucks. Investigating officers came up with a plan…call our bozos and tell them they were needed back in the office for a follow-up interview. They were arrested when they arrived.

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