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June 21, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Rob Holahan for sending in today’s report. From Winona, Minnesota comes the story of bozo Thomas Mays whose bank robbery skills need a little work. Our bozo walked up to the teller at the local bank and handed her a hold-up note. Well, it wasn’t exactly a hold-up note, it was more like a hold-up threat. The note told the teller to give him $1000 or he would return to the bank with a weapon. And then he signed his real name at the bottom of the note. When the teller refused, bank employees watched him walk across the street to a convenience store. And that’s where the cops found him, drinking beer and scratching lottery tickets.

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