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June 20, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Renata Hawks for sending in today’s report. From Fayetteville, North Carolina comes the story of bozo Cornelius Scott who was spending a lot of time tending his grandmother’s garden. He told Granny he was growing tomatoes but actually he was cultivating a marijuana crop, about 25 large plants right there in the back yard. Things were going well until the neighbors next door decided to hold a yard sale. An off duty sheriff’s deputy was checking out the sale when he noticed the big pot plants next door. When he informed Granny that those weren’t tomatoes, she let him in to investigate and our bozo was busted.

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