Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 16, 2005

Bozo criminal for today may give the producers of the movie "Beauty Shop" an idea for a sequel. From Shreveport, Louisiana comes the story of bozo Jared Green who walked into Blalock’s Beauty College brandishing a weapon and demanding money. As he made his way through the salon, Diane Mitchell and her students sprang into action. Diane stuck her leg out and tripped our bozo. Someone then yelled "Get that sucker," and before you knew it 20 students, nearly all women, swarmed all over him. He was battered with curling irons, chairs, a wooden table leg and well manicured fists. He’ll be booked into City Jail once he is released from the hospital. The owner of Blalock’s Beauty College summed it up when she said, "They just whooped the hell out of him."

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