Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 15, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Glens Falls, New York where bozo Jason McGuffey was convicted on a breaking and entering charge. Part of his sentence required him to wear an electronic tracking bracelet on his ankle. Don’t know if it clashed with his wardrobe or what but our bozo decided he would remove it. By burning it off with lighter fluid. Bad idea. Witnesses spotted our bozo engulfed in flames on his front porch. When the cops arrived they found smoldering clothes in the yard and our bozo inside in extreme pain. When he gets out of the hospital, he’ll be fitted with another bracelet, hopefully a fireproof one.

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