Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 14, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri where bozo Darryl Hopson got into an altercation with a couple of women at a store. As the discussion got more and more heated, our bozo reached into his back pocket to retrieve his gun. He never quite got it out, however, as it went off just as he grabbed for it, in the process shooting him in the rear end. Police are investigating while our sore bozo recuperates.

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