Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 13, 2005

The Force was definitely not with our bozos for today from Liberty, Indiana. When someone called the cops to report a UFO spotted over Highway 27, the police arrived and found no little green men, just a car full of bozos who were behaving strangely. A quick check of the license plates showed them to be stolen. Inside the car was found cocaine, marijuana and other drug paraphernalia. Unless their cell has a window, they won’t be seeing any UFO’s for a while.

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