Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 10, 2005

Bozo criminal for today is "straight outta Compton", California. Bozo Steven Ford went on a "ride along" with a sheriff’s deputy, taking advantage of a program that allows anyone who has no felony convictions to ride along with an on duty officer. It seems our bozo must have really enjoyed the ride, because when the officer’s shift ended at 1 am, our bozo caught his back turned, hopped back into the cruiser and drove away. Not surprisingly, he didn’t get very far before he was stopped and charged with possession of a stolen vehicle.

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