Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 7, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. Bozo Scott Brown broke into the house of attorney Donald Jacobs and was rummaging around when he was confronted by the homeowner who managed to knock the knife out of his hand and pin him to the ground until the police arrived. And now for the bozo part. The attorney recognized our bozo’s face since he was one of his clients. When he was at the police station, our bozo was asked if he wanted to contact a lawyer. He did. And of course he tried to call the man whose house he had just broken into. He’s been advised to seek other council.

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