Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 6, 2005

With the price of gasoline just getting higher and higher, we’re seeing more and more bozos getting into gas thievery, with usually disastrous results. Case in point, our bozo for today from Thurman, New York, where Glen Graham siphoned some gas from a dump truck. It was dark and our bozo couldn’t tell how full his container had become, so he did what any bozo would do, he fired up his lighter. The ensuing fire not only gave our bozo burns on the face and hands, a nearby forklift was also destroyed. He’s under arrest.

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