Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 31, 2005

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule number 4678: It’s best to keep a low profile when you’re a wanted man. From Glocester, Rhode Island comes the story of bozo Paul Ionni who was out on bail on child pornography charges and under strict orders not to leave town. Guess he got really involved in the reality TV show "The Contender" because he was spotted on TV by his parole officer taking in the finale from a primo seat in the audience in Las Vegas. And he was none too pleased when the police came to arrest him on probation violation charges. You can add assault, resisting arrest and malicious damage to property to his rap sheet. Hope his guy won the fight on "The Contender" because he just lost this one.

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