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May 23, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. Our bozo criminal for today found out the hard way that just because there’s a party going on, it doesn’t mean you’re welcome. From the International File in Toronto, Ontario,Canada comes the story of Bozo Paul Hamilton who had a little too much to drink when he came upon a police officer directing traffic around a large gathering. Our bozo rolled down the window and told the cop that it looked like there was a party going on and he’d like to join it. Unfortunately for him the party was part of Police Week festivities at 31 division and party crashers aren’t welcome. Especially after the officer noticed an empty bottle of rum on the floorboard and another half empty bottle in the seat. He’s been charged with DWI.

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