Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 20, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Portland, Maine where bozo Chad Pope went to visit the dentist to have a tooth removed. When the staff went to attach a heart monitor to one of our bozo’s ankles, he got a little defensive. It was then that someone noticed a bulge in his sock. Further investigation revealed that it was a vial containing a valium used in the dentist’s office, which he had apparently snatched when no one was looking. Oops…He’s been charged with theft.

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