Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 19, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from South Jordan, Utah where bozo Thomas Pinkerton broke into a house, surfed the internet for awhile and then began rummaging around. While he was looking around, he found several items of clothing belonging to the lady of the house that he must have thought would look simply marvelous on him. So, he removed his clothing and tried them on. It was at this time that the residents returned home. In his haste to get dressed and get out of there, our bozo left his wallet and ID behind. Hope he looks good in stripes, because that’s what he’ll be wearing for awhile.

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