Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 16, 2005

A few years back those "Dress for Success" books were very popular. Guess we should update them by saying those rules don’t necessarily apply if you’re a bozo. From the International File in Bedford, England comes the story fo bozo Harry Baxter who stole some items from a clothing store. His first mistake was when he walked by the store wearing some of the clothes he had lifted. His second mistake was his poor fashion taste. His choice of green checked pants, an electric blue sleeveless t-shirt and tracksuit top made him stand out, to say the least. He stood out so much that the shopkeeper noticed him and called the cops. And one other thing helped to seal his fate. That electric blue t-shirt had something written on it in luminous yellow. One single word. "Criminal." Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. He’s under arrest.

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