Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 13, 2005

Bozo criminal for today should perhaps consider e-mail from here on. From Aztec, New Mexico comes the story of Bozo Craig Harris who was in jail on a probation violation. Our bozo thought he might get his sentence reduced by writing a letter of apology to the judge. Not a bad idea, except that our bozo didn’t check the envelope before sending it. At the bottom of the envelope were marijuana leaves. Authorities are trying to decide whether to add drug possession charges to our bozo’s list of problems.

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