Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 11, 2005

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who spotted this one. From Hilltown, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Ronald Powell who was having a bad evening. First, he was arrested on drunken driving charges. Then, he was released to a friend who was supposed to drive him home. On the way, he got into an argument with his friend who then put him out of the car. Our bozo walked to a nearby house, knocked on the door, awakened the residents and asked them if they needed any work done on their driveway. When they declined his offer, he then broke into their camper, where he spent the night. The next morning he awoke a little confused. Not knowing exactly where he was, he called the police for assistance. When they arrived and discovered what was going on, he was charged with criminal trespass, public drunkenness and criminal mischief.

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