Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 10, 2005

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for bringing this one to our attention. From Baltimore, Maryland comes the story of bozo Gregory Adams who obviously believes possession is nine tenths of the law. Our bozo stole a car at gunpoint and drove it around town for two weeks before the owner of the car spotted it and called the police. Officers found the car parked on the street and had it towed to the district station. And what did our bozo do when he discovered the car was missing? He called the cops to report "his" car had been stolen. He’s under arrest.

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