Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 9, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Phoenix, Arizona where bozo Reggie Talbot and two of his bozo friends walked into a convenience store and grabbed about $700 worth of cigarettes and a couple of cell phones before beating a hasty retreat. So far, so good, except for the fact that they made no attempt to cover their faces, so the clerk had no trouble identifying them. This was after they gave their real name and address when they tried to get the stolen cell phone activated. Busted!

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