Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 6, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from South Portland, Maine. Bozo Chamrone Curtis decided to hold up a branch of the Norway Savings Bank. He carefully wrote out his holdup note and inserted it into the pneumatic tube system in the drive thru. Not the best way to pull off a hold up. When the teller sent back an empty tube, our bozo simply pulled away. But not before the bank employees got a description of his vehicle and the license plate number. He’s under arrest.

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