Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 5, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report from Fargo, North Dakota, where our bozo apparently got some green leaf confused with the ol’ long green. Bozo Tony Small called the local pizza shop and ordered up a large pie. When the driver arrived, our bozo told him he had no cash, but could offer up some marijuana as payment. When the driver told him it was cash only, our bozo punched him in the face and took the pie. Guess he didn’t think about the driver having a cell phone in the car. Since our bozo had already eaten the pizza when the cops arrived, he’s been charged with theft as well as assault.

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