Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada where bozo Paul Cartwright was looking to upgrade his mode of transportation. When he spotted a nice looking vehicle, he pulled into the parking lot and parked nearby. He then crept out of his vehicle and very cautiously approached the car he wanted. Kneeling down by the driver’s side door, he tried to gain entry into the vehicle. Bad choice of cars. The car he had targeted to steal was an unmarked police vehicle, with two officers inside. He’s under arrest.