Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 3, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Greenwood, Indiana where William Porter thought he was on to something. He stole an ATM card and walked up to a teller machine wearing his motorcycle helmet to keep from being seen by security cameras. When it worked the first day, he tried it again on the next day and the day after that. What he didn’t realize was a guy wearing a motorcycle helmet and using the same ATM three days in a row would attract attention. Bank employees called the cops who staked out the ATM and arrested our bozo when he tried again on the fourth day in a row.

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