Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 18, 2005

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Big Spring, Texas where bozo Kirk Moore reported his car stolen to the police. A short time later the police spotted the vehicle in question and pulled the driver over. As fate would have it, our bozo, the one who reported the car stolen, was in the area and pulled up to claim the car as his. The officer on the scene ran a check on the vehicle’s license plates and, guess what, it turns out the car was stolen by our bozo before it was stolen from him. That’s right, he reported a stolen car as stolen. And to add to his problems, he was wanted on a parole violation. He’s under arrest.

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