Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 23, 2005

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Seymour, Indiana where bozo Casey Carpenter stopped into the local florist, placed an order for his girlfriend, filled out a card and gave the clerk his girlfriend’s address. As the clerk went to the register, our bozo told her, "While you’re at it, give me the rest of your money." He got about $150 and fled. Investigating officers went to the girlfriend’s house, and while questioning her, who should show up but our bozo. He quickly confessed and was arrested.

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