Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 4, 2004

Bozo criminals for today come from Middlebury, Indiana where a couple of unidentified bozos robbed a bank and hopped into their getaway car hoping to make a quick exit from town. Perhaps they should have checked with the highway department first. They headed West out of town on highway 20 with the cops in hot pursuit. They didn’t get very far before they found themselves stuck in a huge traffic jam caused by a highway construction project. The police simply walked up to our bozos’ car and placed them under arrest.

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