Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 5, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hamilton Township, Pennsylvania where the high price of gasoline got our bozo into trouble. Bozo Jerry Doughtry was running low on gas in his 1990 Firebird and decided to steal some from a 300 gallon overhead gas tank that a local resident used to fuel his vehicles. Our bozo filled his tank and took off, but he didn’t get very far. The tank’s owner was tired of people stealing his expensive gas, so he filled the tank with water. Our bozos fines totaled $458.28. Add that to what it’ll take to repair his car and that was the most expensive tank of gas he ever purchased.

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