Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 7, 2004

Bozo criminal for today from the International File in Frankfurt, Germany proves once again that bozos and food are a dangerous combination. Police were investigating a sandwich shop burglary where some cash was stolen and one bite was taken out of a meatball sandwich. The cops decided to run a DNA test on the meatball and bingo! They found a match in our bozo who was already in jail on another burglary charge.

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