Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 12, 2004

Many times our bozos have left behind their ID, their wallet or even a paycheck at the scene of the crime, but our bozo for today "breaks" new ground. From the International File in Berlin, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into the house of an 80 year old woman and stole her life savings, almost $27,000 in cash. But, the police had no trouble catching up with him. It seems he pulled the heist on his way home from the hospital where he had been receiving treatment for a broken arm. And in his haste to get away, he left his X-rays, complete with his name and address, behind. He’s under arrest.

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