Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 14, 2004

Bozo criminals for today come from Everett, Washington, where three bozos noticed a woman taking pictures with a nice camera. They walked up and one of them grabbed it right out of her hands. Bad idea. She was an undercover cop doing surveillance and backup officers immediately swarmed over them, grabbing one immediately. The second bozo briefly fled on foot, dropping incriminating evidence along the way, including a gun, drugs and other stolen items. After the cops corralled him, they turned their attention to bozo number three who fled in a pickup truck. After he was cornered, he jumped out and tried to run, but forgot to put the truck into park. It ran over him. All three are in jail.

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