Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 1, 2004

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Bonn, Germany where two unidentified bozos walked into a post office and demanded cash. After tying up the postal workers, the crooks began stuffing money from the safe into a bag they had brought along. When one of the employees managed to free himself, our bozos panicked. They ran off, grabbing a bag as they went. Unfortunately for them, instead of taking the bag with the cash, they grabbed a sack in which one of the workers had brought his lunch. Two helpings of potato salad. Hope they enjoyed the meal.

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