Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 5, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Avon Park, Florida where bozo Eddie Masters was an escaped con. He’d been living under an assumed name for 44 years, after he escaped from a Georgia prison work detail. Crime must run in the family because the other day bozo Eddie decided to visit his son who was in a Florida prison. One problem, when he dropped in to visit him, he wrote his real name, not his assumed one, on the visitor’s list. A routine check of the names identified him as a fugitive. He’s joined his son in prison.

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