Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 6, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma where bozo Dan Jernigan broke into a residence and rummaged around a bit before realizing just how tired he was. So, he did what any bozo would do. He climbed into the nearest bed. One problem, the residents of the house were in the bed at the time. They must have been sound sleepers, however, because they did not immediately wake up when he got in. After a few minutes, the husband noticed one too many pair of feet at the end of the bed. He awakened his wife and they slipped out and called the cops. Our exhausted bozo was still sleeping when the police arrived.

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