Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 7, 2004

Bozo criminal for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 13,087: Never drive backwards in front of a police station. Our bozo, Cassandra Adams, of Lodi, California, did just that. Apparently looking for a parking space, she started backing up and just kept on going, driving backwards for about 60 feet right in front of the station house. This attracted the attention of one of the officers who came out and asked to see her drivers license, which was obviously a fake. He then looked into the back of the vehicle where he found a small amount of drugs, several stolen items and the equipment for making the fake ID. She’s been driven directly to jail.

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