Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 8, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Riverdale, Utah where bozo Duane Carroll broke into a residence and had stolen some cookies and a power drill when the phone rang. And, like any bozo, he couldn’t leave a ringing phone alone, so he answered it. It was the homeowner’s daughter who immediately hung up and called her mom on her cell phone to tell her there was a man in her house. Mom called and again our bozo picked up. Mom quickly hung up and called the cops. The only calls our bozo will be taking for a while will be from his lawyer.

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