Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 12, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Donald Stephens for sending in today’s report. From Prince William County, Virginia comes our story that proves that two bozo wrongs don’t make one bozo right. Bozo William Haynes broke into a car and stole the stereo, leaving his wallet and ID behind. The police quickly tracked him down and were conduting an interview outside his house when the bozo he sold the stereo to came up to complain that he couldn’t install it in his car. And he complained right in front of the officer, who was in full uniform at the time. And to top it off, the stolen stereo was in plain sight in the front seat of his car. They’re both under arrest.

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