Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Buenos Aires, Argentina where an unidentified bozo had his car stolen. In an effort to get it back, he posted a reward, offering illegal drugs to anyone who returned the vehicle. Of course, an ad like this attracted the attention of the police who came by to investigate and found he did indeed have an ample supply of illegal drugs to offer as a reward. He won’t be needing his car back, however, as he’s headed to jail.