Bozo criminal for today comes from West Monroe, New York where bozo Randy Wilson decided to play a little April Fools joke on his ex-wife. He invited her to come over to his house to see something. When she arrived, she saw our bozo hanging by his neck from a tree in his yard, an apparent suicide victim. He was actually secured by a harness and was in no danger, but before he could shout "April Fool" his ex had dialed 911 on her cell phone. The rescue crew was not amused. He’s been charged with "falsely reporting an incident" and faces up to a year in jail.