Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 19, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri where bozo Crystal Gaines stole a checkbook and then headed down to the bank to try to cash one of the checks. Bad idea. And bad timing, too. As she was trying to convince a teller to take the check, the victim showed up to fill out paperwork about her stolen checkbook. A bank manager noticed what was happening and called the cops who arrived before our bozo even knew what was going on.

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