Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri where bozo Crystal Gaines stole a checkbook and then headed down to the bank to try to cash one of the checks. Bad idea. And bad timing, too. As she was trying to convince a teller to take the check, the victim showed up to fill out paperwork about her stolen checkbook. A bank manager noticed what was happening and called the cops who arrived before our bozo even knew what was going on.