Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 20, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Nashville, Tennessee where bozo Kendrick Glover was wanted by the cops after failing to surrender on charges of driving with a suspended license. Officers went to our bozo’s residence to arrest him and he began getting dressed, first putting on a pair of blue jeans, then abruptly taking them off and putting on another pair. The cops became suspicious and checked the discarded jeans, finding four bags of crack cocaine and a small amount of marijuana in the pockets. Felony crack charges and misdemeanor marijuana charges were added to our bozo’s rap sheet.

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