Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 21, 2004

Bozo criminal for today violated Basic Bozo Rule Number 0113: Don’t be too obvious. From Seattle, Washington comes the story of bozo Stanley Wilcox who stole an 8-ton cherry picker from a construction equipment dealership. Our bozo was caught when an employee of the dealership noticed the cherry picker sitting in our bozo’s front yard with a "For Sale" sign on it. The price, $28,990 or best offer. He’s under arrest.

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