Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 27, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Huntington Beach, California where bozo Ronald Lynch stuck up a Bank of America branch, getting away with an undisclosed amount of cash. Things were going well for him; he made a clean getaway without anyone coming after him. It was where he went after leaving the bank that got him into trouble. Police officers canvassing the area went into a nearby restaurant and noticed a man sitting at the bar, drinking a beer and counting a large stack of money. Yep, it’s our bozo. He’s under arrest and all the loot, minus the beer money, was recovered.

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