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April 28, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Rob Holahan for sending in today’s report, which once again proves that bozos and food are a dangerous combination. From Bloomington, Minnesota comes the story of bozo Deandre Sloan who was spotted by the cops walking down the street, eating a pizza, at 4am. This seemed a little strange and, since he looked a little young, they stopped him to check if he was violating curfew. As they were talking to him, they noticed two push carts full of DVDs, a CD player and other items beside a nearby house. They checked with the residents of the house and sure enough it was their stuff. The officers also asked them to check their refrigerator. Yep, their pizza was missing. And the napkin he had wrapped the pizza in was from their house, too. Busted! He’s been charged with first degree burglary.

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